Welcome one and all to the circus that is Fugitive Inc.

I am your esteemed guide Matt Fugitive and I would like to take this time to introduce myself since I’m semi-new at this blogging stuff and I also wanna lay down some laws that I have for this site.

Well my story “the short version” goes as such.  I currently reside in Spokane, WA and I’m a current student.  I’m married and have a kid.

I’m an aging gutter punk geek software developer liberal who has nothing better to do with his time than sit here and blog about life, love, technology, politics, and the like.

I can be found around the net using different usernames.  I tend to hang out on Digg, FlameUp, Facebook, and hang out and frag me sum 12 year old pimple face brats that have nothing better to do then to play FPS’s, MMO’s and the like, acting like lil badasses and fapping* off to pictures of Hanna Montana in there mom’s basement.

Yeah anyways.. I play video games.  The future for me is to become a game developer.. but I ain’t getting any younger.  I’m toppling 29 with a full time family and life is getting more fucking nutzoid as the clock ticks.

As far as music goes.. I like everything almost.  I can tolerate a bit of rap and country in my mix of punk, ska, classic rock, underground alternative, metal, and so on.  My top 5 bands at the moment are:

  • Foxboro Hot Tubs
  • Squeeze
  • GWAR
  • Daft Punk
  • Jonathan Coulton

This list changes everyday!

Anyways.. you can read a more accurate BIO about me in my About page… when I get to updating it.  I basically base my site off of a lil site I worship called (The Best Page In The Universe)… and it IS the best page in the universe.  The man behind that site updates when he feels like it and that’s what I steal from him.

I will update this page when I feel like I need to rant, vent, report on something and so on.

This is MY blog.. not yours.  So if you come to read daily posts about our first black president or about gas prices going down and any other fluff… your at the wrong place.

If your hear to read the random bitching of a family man/programmer/gamer/liberal/atheist/master-of-the-universe, then welcome!

That’s all I got for now.. writing is boring and I’m now friggin bored.  Updates will be coming.. until than..

Suck it dry.. give me 401K BITCH!

M. Fugitive